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June 1st, 2010


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11:41 pm - Watson Hits the Spot
Title: Watson Hits the Spot
Warnings: None
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tense Holmes refuses Watson's offer of help
Word count: ~1500
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's notes: Kinkmeme fill. Linguini, thank you for the title!

Even at the best of times waking at one o'clock in the morning tended to leave Watson in a less than positive frame of mind. To be startled awake at that early hour by a loud crash from the room below and then be unable to get back to sleep because the next five minutes were punctuated by further similar noises, was even less pleasant. Watson was not pleased and, when burying his head under the pillow and hoping that Holmes would stop in a moment didn't work – he's just letting off steam, or moving something, it'll stop in just a minute – he groaned and rolled out of bed instead.

Pyjama clad and yawning, he made his way down the stairs and stood blinking on the bottom step for a few moments as his eyes adjusted to the bright light spilling from the sitting-room doorway. The sound of two hard objects impacting was followed by violent cursing and Watson moved forwards hurriedly before Holmes could single handedly destroy their house.

He heard the footsteps before Holmes strode into view, bare chested with his trousers low on his hips and braces swinging by his sides as he practically flew across the room. His head was down and he was muttering furiously as he paced and waved his hands around and... dammit, Watson sighed, there was no possible way he could be annoyed with the man when he was as obviously tense as that.

It was that sound that drew Holmes' attention and he span around so fast he almost overbalanced, glaring at Watson when he saw him stood just inside the doorway. “What are you doing here?” he snapped irritably, running one hand through already wild hair.

“Protecting my property,” Watson replied dryly, taking a step further into the room. A quick glance around revealed that the mess was mostly papers, books and what looked like some glass in the corner, but beyond that the damage was mostly superficial. “And, now that I'm here, making sure you calm down as well.”

“I'm fine,” Holmes told him, shoving his hands in his pockets in an ill-concealed attempt to hide the fact that they were shaking. Given that the rest of him was shaking as well and he was rocking back and forth on his stocking-clad feet, Watson felt the effort was rather wasted.

“No you're not,” he said simply. “You're far too tense and no doubt in a considerable degree of discomfort, a state of affairs which is only going to get worse if you don't relax.”

“I'm fine,” Holmes growled stubbornly.

“Holmes, if you don't let me help then I'm just going to do it anyway.”

“I don't need your help!” Holmes practically shouted, hands coming out of his pockets to grip at his hair in frustration.

There was a moment of tension as they stared at each other, Holmes dropping his hands hastily when he realised that particular position didn't really help his cause and Watson simply waiting to see if Holmes was going to give in. “Fine,” he said when it became clear that Holmes wasn't just going to back down. To be honest he hadn't really expected that he would when he was this wound up but he'd felt it fair to give him the chance.

“Watson,” Holmes said warningly when he took a step closer. “This is entirely unnecessary,” he said, raising his hands. He backed away then as Watson stepped forwards again. “Watson, don't.” Watson ignored him and just watched carefully for the chance he needed. “Watson, no, Wats-” With a somewhat panicked look in his eyes as Watson just kept walking slowly closer, Holmes turned away in preparation to run. Watson pounced.

With one arm wrapped around Holmes' waist, he hooked one foot briefly around his ankles to knock him off balance and then bore them both to the floor. There was a resounding thump as they went down but Holmes was skinny enough that it was easy to ensure he suffered nothing more than a momentary loss of breath, during which time Watson slipped free the hand with which he'd protected Holmes' head and settled himself firmly back on Holmes hips.

“Dammit, Watson,” Holmes cursed the moment he'd got his breath back, “Whatever you're doing I don't want it. Just let – me – go.” The words came out in grunts as he struggled beneath Watson, who simply put on hand between Holmes' shoulders and pushed him into the carpet.

“You don't always know what's best for you,” he remarked, watching the muscles in Holmes' back as they flexed and shifted with his movements.

“Yes, I – ah!” He drew in a sharp breath as Watson laid a gentle hand against his back and stroked experimentally over the hard planes beneath his palm. “What are you doing?”

“Deciding on the best course of action.”

“That's not very help – dammit, Watson, will you stop that?!”

“Just be quiet, there's a good fellow,” Watson told him, and pressed firmly against a particularly tense spot that he'd just found. Holmes, as he'd expected, wriggled even more violently beneath him and tried to reach behind himself to grab hold of Watson but only succeeded in grasping the fabric of his pyjama trousers.

“Watson, stop at once,” he protested. “This is most unpleasant. I don't want this, get your hands off me, Watson, I'm warning you, I do not want – oh God!”

Watson smiled smugly as Holmes arched into the touch as best he could and made startled sounds of pleasure at the back of his throat. “Oh, yes, there,” he said, almost begging when Watson pressed against another tense area. His hands were scrabbling against the carpet and he whimpered when Watson stroked a thumb across his neck, then splayed his fingers out when Watson released his grip there to work both of his hands on his back.

His grunts and groans became less frantic as Watson worked steadily, firm presses and long strokes drawing the tension from him little by little. He quieted slowly, breathing slowing and deepening as Watson rubbed gently at the back of his neck for long moments, arms going loose by his sides when Watson ran his hands over the outside of them, eyes drifting shut as he became utterly pliant under Watson's competent touch until he wasn't moving at all and only the smallest sounds of satisfaction escaped him.

Quite how long they spent there, Watson wasn't quite sure; he lost himself in the careful movements, the sight of those strong muscles relaxing, the noises of pleasure Holmes was making that slowly faded until all that could be heard was the sound of their breathing filling the room. It was only when Holmes shifted minutely beneath him to get comfortable that Watson realised he'd been kneeling there for long moments doing nothing more than running his hands over warm skin. Caressing, he realised, and started guiltily when he realised what he was doing, and that the heat of Holmes' body against his own had had a rather worrying effect.

“Don't worry about it,” Holmes murmured without opening his eyes. Watson flushed and went to stand up but Holmes grabbed his pyjama leg again and held on surprisingly tightly. “I'm rather too tired to help you with it now, old boy, but I'm sure you're more than capable of taking care of it yourself. I'll just stay here until you're finished, hmm? No doubt my presence would prove beneficial to your efforts.”

Utterly shocked, Watson just stared at that tangled hair and the slight smile on Holmes' face for a good few minutes. Had he just been given permission to bring himself off with Holmes as the... inspiration?”

“Of course, if you're not going to do anything about it then I'd appreciate it if you'd help me up and into bed. You're more than welcome to stay of course, and I'll show my appreciation for your efforts tonight when I wake up. I really must insist that you make a decision soon though; these floorboards aren't as comfortable as they might appear.”

“Uh – bed,” Watson decided, clearing his throat as he stood. Holmes practically draped himself over Watson once he was stood up and pressed hot against his side as they stumbled to the bedroom. He didn't let go as he fell onto the bed and so Watson, despite the fact that he'd intended to go back to his room and have some very serious thoughts about these developments, ended up with his groin pressed against Holmes' trouser clad arse following some remarkably swift manoeuvring from Holmes. When Holmes just relaxed against him and went to sleep despite the fact that Watson was quite obviously half-hard, Watson decided that worrying could wait until the morning and just followed Holmes' example.

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From:ingridmatthews
Date:June 1st, 2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
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I WANT A WATSON!MASSAGE! :D

Lovely!
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:24 am (UTC)
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I WILL SEND WATSON OVER IMMEDIATELY. Please feed him well before he leaves; he's got a busy day ahead and we wouldn't want him fainting from hunger.

Thank you very much!
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From:cutebutpsycho99
Date:June 1st, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
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I am laughing at the image of, "OH NO! GET OFF OF ME! LEAVE ME ALONE -- Guh."

That's how backrubs go at our house with Mr. Psycho.

Also, I want a Watson massage too.

Edited at 2010-06-01 10:53 pm (UTC)
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:26 am (UTC)
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Protesting all the way and then "My god, Watson, more!" Yup, I grinned too :D

I shall see what I can do about the Watson!massage, but I suspect he's going to be a busy man ;)

Thank you!
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From:roladie
Date:June 1st, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)

Reservation for one please?

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I also would love a Watson massage with a side of pliable sexy/sleepy Holmes. Or just tickets to watch the next Watson-Tackle fest!
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:29 am (UTC)

Reservation confirmed

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You're on the list. Please be patient; Watson has a lot of people to see but he will get to you. Pliable sexy/sleepy Holmes not included unless he's attached himself to Watson, which is a distinct possibility. Thank you for your time.

I want tickets to the next Watson-Tackle fest as well :D Thank you, I'm pleased you liked this!

(And thanks again for pointing out that mistake :) )
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From:wave_of_sorrow
Date:June 1st, 2010 11:29 pm (UTC)
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HNNNNNGGGG.

This is so hot. And also really sweet. <3 I DEMAND A SEQUEL. :D <333
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From:ingridmatthews
Date:June 1st, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
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You know what? Upon re-reading, I realized that I forgot TO DEMAND A SEQUEL!!!!!
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From:shadowycat
Date:June 1st, 2010 11:59 pm (UTC)
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There will be more... Yes?
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:32 am (UTC)
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I wasn't planning any more! But lots have asked so I will think about it :D

Glad you liked :)
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:33 am (UTC)
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I've had that vague idea in my head for a while now - I just needed a fic to get it into ;D

OK, I'll book you in for a Watson!massage and get back to you on the sequel but I'm not guaranteeing anything :)

Thank you :D
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From:schonste
Date:June 2nd, 2010 12:20 am (UTC)
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hehehe. heh.hehehe.

Holmes is such a minx.
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:34 am (UTC)
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Yup :D Annoying, stubborn, mischevious and Watson loves him for it.

Thank you!
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From:parparheaven
Date:June 2nd, 2010 12:52 am (UTC)
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Watson massage o___O

WANT

GUH

G-U-H

massage!fic is a fetish of mine. and this is. ZE FETISH INCARNATED.

GUH.

Sequel.

SEQUEL
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:39 am (UTC)
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Watson!massages are proving to be more popular than I had expected. I am pleased :D

I'm glad the fic met the need! (Particularly given that I did no research whatsoever on massages...)

Sequel?! I don't know - I wasn't going to and now people have asked and an idea has just popped into my head... So I might, but I promise nothing :D

Thank you!
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From:jenlee1
Date:June 2nd, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)
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*happy sigh*

Well, I'm quite pleasantly relaxed now... although if Watson's giving out massages, I'll take one too ;)
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:40 am (UTC)
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*grins*

You might have to wait a while for a massage but I'll send Watson your way at some point :) Thank you!
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From:rabidsamfan
Date:June 2nd, 2010 02:34 am (UTC)
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This made me grin. The block tackle school of massage!
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:41 am (UTC)
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Subtlety is useless when dealing with Holmes. Knocking him to the floor and having your way with him is far more likely to get the required results ;) Thank you very much!
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From:lonespark
Date:June 2nd, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
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This is so incredibly delicious. I love massages. Getting them is fantastic, and giving them is just as wonderful, when it's appreciated.
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:44 am (UTC)
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Aw, thank you very much :) I know practically nothing about massages so I'm glad the fic worked. Watson certainly enjoyed having an appreciative Holmes to work with ;)
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From:ewanspotter
Date:June 2nd, 2010 02:51 am (UTC)
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Deeeeelightful.
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:44 am (UTC)
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Thank you very much :D
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From:kichisama
Date:June 2nd, 2010 02:58 am (UTC)
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NOM NOM NOM I LOVE THIS
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:44 am (UTC)
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Thank you! I'm glad you liked it :D
From:sherylhartjude
Date:June 2nd, 2010 04:06 am (UTC)
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I want to know what happened that night, after Holmes woke up. I need to know. Oh alright, I demand to know, too.

Watson massage sounds quite delicious.
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:46 am (UTC)
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Another one wanting an account of following events! I'll see what I can do.

Watson!massages are getting a lot of love! Thank you very much :)
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From:ruyu
Date:June 2nd, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
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“Watson,” Holmes said warningly when he took a step closer. “This is entirely unnecessary,” he said, raising his hands. He backed away then as Watson stepped forwards again. “Watson, don't.” Watson ignored him and just watched carefully for the chance he needed. “Watson, no, Wats-” With a somewhat panicked look in his eyes as Watson just kept walking slowly closer, Holmes turned away in preparation to run. Watson pounced.

*giggles madly* This was surprisingly easy to visualize. O.o

SEQUEL, YES?
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From:flying_android
Date:June 2nd, 2010 09:48 am (UTC)
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I messed around with the end of that paragraph for a while and then just decided that I'd say what I meant. I'm glad it worked and was easy to see!

I shall ponder a sequel and see what end up on the page ;) Thank you very much :D

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